Bold Strokes Online Book Fest

Bold Strokes are kicking off 2024 with a five day Zoom book fest featuring loads of panels, readings and general shenanigans. There’s a jam-packed schedule and the sessions are all free to attend.

Hit THIS link to register for the panels you’re interested in. I’ll be around on Saturday 13th January for a crime/thriller reading panel then a discussion about writing in your own voice. If you can’t make the live panels, everything will be uploaded to YouTube at some point.

Hope to see some of you there!

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Holiday Podcast

Here’s a lil festive podcast to get you in the festive mood this festive season! I’m on it with a bunch of other lovely WLW folks chatting fave xmas films, favourite gifts, and NYE plans (spoiler: I will be going to bed around 8pm because: work.) Enjoy! 🎅🎄

Click here to listen.

Merry Christmas all 🙂

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A Calculated Risk Audio Book Winners

Just a quickie to announce the winners of the A Calculated Risk audio code giveaway. Congrats to: Eve Croucher, Dawn Myers-Ward, Emily Buxton, Diane Durbin Field, Des Williams, Liz Bowen-Dack, Tara Warne-Griggs, Seff Goodsir, Cecilia Richardson, and here on my blog, spettro280.

Please check your DMs because I will be side stepping into them very shortly (check your message requests if we’re not FB friends!) Thank you kindly to everyone who entered.

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A Calculated Risk Audio Giveaway

Happy Halloween 👻👻 With spookily perfect timing, my freebie codes for the quite brilliant audio version of A Calculated Risk are now mine! So, clearly, I need to give them away. I have ten codes available for either Audible US or UK ONLY. If you want to know the proper way to say “besom” or just want to listen to Nicola Vincent’s absolutely spot-on narration, say BOO! in the comments. Closing date for entries is noon GMT, Thursday 2nd Nov (giveaway is also running over on my Facebook profile.)

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A Calculated Risk Now Available on Audio

A lot of folks have been asking and I am tickled pink to confirm that the audio book of A Calculated Risk – narrated by the wonderful Nicola Vincent – is now available.

I won’t have any freebie codes for a while yet but it deserves a celebration so I’ve put together a Spooky Season Treat* box full of goodies from the book for a lucky winner. Drop a comment telling me your fave treat (or head to my Facebook page and “like” the post on there if you’re shy) and I’ll stick you in the hat. Closing date is noon Monday BST.

*Actual treats may vary from those shown, mainly because I keep eating the bloody lollies.

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A Calculated Risk Available Everywhere Today

A Calculated Risk has had a rather bumpy road to publication, not least of which has been Amazon’s last minute sabotaging of all its pre-orders. But it HAS been published today and it is now available to buy from anywhere and everywhere.

If you have been unfortunate enough to have your pre-order cancelled, please do re-order it. The kindle versions are being delivered without problems no matter what Amazon have said in their stupid bloody email.

With all that said, my lovelies, go and meet Jo and Isla. They’ve been waiting for ages to meet all of you.

Amazon US

Amazon UK

Amazon Oz

Handy all in one link for main sales links is here!

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A Calculated Risk – The One That Almost Got Away

It started as they all start: the germ of an idea, an outline of the main characters, a setting, themes and a genre. I knew I wanted to write a series. I knew I wanted to set it “up north”, I knew that its leading ladies would once have loved and then lost each other. With all that settled, I made plans and character notes and more plans, and I spent hours chatting about it with my wife while we were out hiking. I also knuckled down and wrote 20,000 words, and they weren’t rubbish words either. They were all keepers, with a decent plot and characters that I liked. And then, for some reason, I just stopped.

I’ve thought about it long and hard, and I’m still not sure what caused this rather impressive grinding to a halt. It was definitely a case of “it’s not you, it’s me”, and possibly a case of “it’s not you, it’s bloody covid”, and almost certainly a case of “it’s not you, it’s this other story idea that won’t stop bugging me”. Whatever the reason, I did the sensible thing: I set the first story aside and wrote the second, and as it happens everything turned out beautifully.

That second story was Unbreakable, a standalone thriller released in 2021. In its latter stages, as its plot left London and raced towards Manchester, I realised I needed a local detective to do a bit of legwork for Detective Safia Faris. Somewhat conveniently, I also realised I had a northern detective who’d been cooling her heels at 20,000 words for a few months. Enter Jo Shaw, whose cameo towards the end of Unbreakable gave me the perfect opportunity to refamiliarise myself with her voice. It literally gave her a voice, because the book was also released on audio, so I was able to hear her accent and get a better sense of her character as the narration brought her dialogue to life.

In short, it gave me the kick up the arse I needed to return to that first story, knuckle down and start working on it again. Suspecting I may have overthought the initial attempt, I put aside the outlines and the notes and simply enjoyed the writing, developing the plot and the characters as I went along and doing my planning in the short term, often in the margins or on random slips of paper. This (lack of) method of attack seems to suit my disorganised brain, and I knew as soon as I found my rhythm again that this time around everything was going to work out.

This story, of course, is A Calculated Risk, due out on September 12th and the opening instalment of what I hope will become a new crime/thriller series. Jo Shaw – a feisty, funny, and at times rather unorthodox detective with a few secrets buried in her closet – shares the lead with Isla Munro, a cardiothoracic and trauma surgeon who broke Jo’s heart by walking out on her fifteen years ago, no explanation given. It has everything my regular readers have come to expect: a twisty mystery, a masterclass in northern English swearing and slang, more snacks than you can shake a stick at, and lots of gloomy weather. It has a diverse cast, a terrible dad joke, and a guest appearance from Safia Faris, who is now firm friends with Jo (and, oh, it was a joy to have the two of them sharing a page again). Most importantly, it has ducks. There are also ducks.

 A Calculated Risk might have been a long time in the making, but I hope it will be worth the wait.

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A Calculated Risk is already available via the Bold Strokes website and will be released everywhere else on Tuesday 12th September.

The audio version, narrated by Nicola Victoria Vincent, is currently being recorded and should be available very soon.

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Everything you need to know about ‘A Calculated Risk’ and a few more things besides (No Spoilers!)

With the first release date for A Calculated Risk less than a week away (FRIDAY 1st SEPTEMBER, to be precise!) I have written a super-useful primer for anyone who might have forgotten what a ‘butty’ is or are at all curious to know what Jo Shaw looks like in my head.

I have definitely mentioned that A Calculated Risk is the first in a new crime/thriller series, but as I didn’t choose a name for said series in time, that fact is not noted on the cover. Mea culpa. Quite a few people who’ve snagged advanced copies to review have asked for a sequel, and I can happily confirm that a sequel is already underway. A Calculated Risk stands alone in terms of its plot (no cliffhangers!) but don’t expect absolutely everything to be tied up in a big kissy bow.

It’s written in English-English

As ever, I will make no apologies for my northern English characters speaking (and snacking!) in northern English, so brace yourselves for bugger, bollocks, chip barms and butties, and everyone saying “arse” not “ass”.

Isla Munro

The lovely Isla Munro is Scottish, so her name is pronounced “Eye-la” not “Iz-la”. Having had a sneak listen to the first chapter of the audio, I can confirm that her accent is as cute as a wee Scottish button.

Jo Shaw

Rarely do I have a mental image of a character as I’m writing them, an exception being Kami from Unbreakable, whom I shamelessly based on Great British Bake Off darling Nadiya Hussain. Keeping with the GBBO theme, A Calculated Risk‘s leading lady, Jo Shaw, has always been rather reminiscent of Sue Perkins in my head. I have no regrets.

Safia Faris and Jo

Due to shenanigans in my writing process, Jo managed to sneak into the latter stages of my last novel, Unbreakable, to help out Detective Safia Faris. Saf returns the favour in A Calculated Risk, but you don’t need to have read Unbreakable before you read this one – although you should, because it’s dead good.

Police Cakes (Offences) Act 2018

This does actually exist and you can read the entire thing here.

There are BRAND NEW Snacks

Wham bars

This is the bar of toffee that Jo almost pulls her teeth out on. Yes, they really do look like that in their naked state. The green bits are fizzy. The flavour of the pink bit is indescribable. They are a clear and present danger to loose teeth and fillings, and probably should be banned.

Space Raiders crisps

The original 5p bag of cheapo crisps beloved of British schoolchildren. Now available in multiple flavours, but why on earth would you go there when you can have classic pickled onion? Thanks to inflation, these now cost about 40p per measly packet. Scandalous.

Caramel Wafer

If you favour any brand but Tunnock’s, you’re doing it wrong and Isla will be very nowty with you.

Bovril

Apparently banned in Oz and possibly the USA (LOL, FFS!) this “thick and salty meat extract paste” (yum, thanks WikiP) is the beefy way to Jo’s (and possibly Isla’s) heart. My wife smears it on buttered toast. I can just about tolerate it as a hot drink. It’s as British as torrential rain on a summer’s day, and best quaffed whilst freezing on a football terrace watching your team lose 4-0.

And finally…

There Are Cute Fluffy Stuffs

If the crime side of things all gets a bit too much for you, rest assured there are some daft cats and sweet lil duckies to make everything cosy and nice.

So When Can I Read It??

A Calculated Risk will be available exclusively from the Bold Strokes website on September 1st, and available everywhere else September 12th. The audio release, narrated by Nicola Victoria Vincent, should be available hot on the heels of the print releases, but most likely a bit later. Apologies for being as clear as mud on this.

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‘A Calculated Risk’ Giveaway Winners!

A massive thank you to everyone who entered the A Calculated Risk giveaway, and an even bigger thank you for the 70+ truly spectacular dad jokes you came up with. I’m always gutted that I can’t give everyone a prize, so this time around I’ve thrown in an extra book for the person who sent in my favourite joke.

Congrats to: Olivia Liu and LaRae Rippetoe, and to Carrie Gooch for a gag so terrible it genuinely made me snot through my nose:

“How do you annoy Lady GaGa?” “Poker Face.” 😆😆

Jo Shaw would be proud of you all. Can the winners please check their DMs for a message from me? Cheers.

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‘A Calculated Risk’ Giveaway

My author copies arrived and rather lovely they are too 🙂 As usual, this means it’s giveaway time! I have two signed copies up for grabs and – like its leading lady, Jo Shaw – I’m in the mood for some dad jokes.
So, to enter the giveaway either say hallo on this post (kinda boring, but I know some people are shy) or tell me your best (i.e. most terrible) dad joke. I’ll pull a winner out of a metaphorical hat around Saturday 12pm, UK time (BST). May the most godawful joke win.

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